Monday, November 05, 2007

Found: APD Complaint Report


Complainant reports a couple of "Shakespeares" or Hippies were having intercourse by the bandshell while the bands were playing Sunday. A police car drove by but the officer apparently didn't see them.

Lucille W*********, also observe [sic] another couple there and the boy had the girl bare to the waist fondling her.

Betty also got another report of a couple having intercourse in front of the White House Market late one night.

Betty is concerned about the disease the Shakespearing [perhaps Shakespearins] bring into the city from this situation.

1 comment:

shannon said...

so, i have to ask: where did you find this?